What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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4-4-2

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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eloise dey.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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Fiats

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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Anti Joke

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