- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

Yes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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