Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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IU football

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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shauns beautiful

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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