- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Womens rights.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

a man walked into a bar ouch

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Civil Rights.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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