- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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