Worst joke ever

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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69

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Wombat monkey juice.

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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