- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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