- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

THE GAME

a fish swimming in the water swims

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Shit!

Lil' Wayne

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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