- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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