- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Spell: “This word”

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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