where wally? wallys a myth.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Jersey Shore

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

whats black? a black man

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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