Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

Your mama's so fat.

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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