knock knock. come in.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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