- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Womens' Rights

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Obama

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Women.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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