What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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Your Mom.

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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