Knock, knock. *answers door*

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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Gianni

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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*you're

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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Anti Joke

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