- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

crap!!

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

so dont touch it.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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