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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

Chicken penis.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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