Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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I'm taken

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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