Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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