- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

my whole life!

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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