- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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