- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Why? Whats wrong?

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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