- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

knock knock Who's there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot

What's an Anti Joke?

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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