- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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