Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Black people. They are so kind.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

What's up brah brah

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

i can't stand cripple jokes

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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