So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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