- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

fack me!

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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