The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

knock knock go away ok

Penis.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

Where's my tractor?

Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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