What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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your mom

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Wy did the chicken?

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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