- Anti Joke

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid