knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

is mayonnaise an instrument?

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

robin, get in the car.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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