A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

thumb_up thumb_down +36

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

thumb_up thumb_down +34

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Banana(s)

thumb_up thumb_down +32

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Trashcan!

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

thumb_up thumb_down +30

ROSS G IS OBESE

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Whats 9 + 10? 19

thumb_up thumb_down +28

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

thumb_up thumb_down +28

gay rights

thumb_up thumb_down +28

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops