What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Kah-________-

I only like NY as a friend.

Compton

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Obama-Care

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

ballsack

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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