- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

roses are red, violets are violet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

A fat boy walked into a party

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

women playing football?

Your mom

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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