boobs

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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knock knock go away ok

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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memes

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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