Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Dozer has a soul

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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