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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

anne hatthaway

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

What's up? The sky.

Hello

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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