Stephen Hawking can walk

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Adam Sandler.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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nice shorts.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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