Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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A seal walks into a club.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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