- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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