Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Chaney is a dumb b****

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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