A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Your mom

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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Lil' Wayne

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Ham sandwich

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Anti Joke

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