There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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Sex. That is all.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Lil' Wayne

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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