- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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