Lebron Traveled

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Your Mom

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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c+t+c?

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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