Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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It says so on your cap.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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