- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

guess what? chicken butt.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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