- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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