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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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