One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

alert("The Game");//

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Take my wife- to the store.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

Yes. Just Yes.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...