What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

Chuck Norris

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

People Eating Tasty Animals

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Womens rights

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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