XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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fabien

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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