The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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