- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

"Up to 50% off."

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Do you need any assistance?

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Knock knock What

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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