Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Penis!

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

The penn state football administration

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

"Up to 50% off."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

Oh, I must be hearing things.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

joe diragi makes paul look straight

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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