Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

This is my joke. funny

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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