Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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whats long and black? a baton

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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