What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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123 Main street

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Rock mattress.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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