I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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8=D

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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DOWN

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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