1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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math test 2=2

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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haha.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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