- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Good.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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