Knock, Knock. Come in.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Left. That one direction...

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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