- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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T-Dog scare me

wanna hear a joke. i do to

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

I'm taken

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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