Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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